The Status Updates You’ll Find On Gay Men’s Facebook Pages in 2017

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Ok so I know I am being a bit stereotypical here, and don’t speak on behalf of all fellow ‘Friends of Dorothy’, but here is a round up of all the statuses you are likely to see this year from your Gay BFF.

January

“Happy Birthday Dame Shirley…..80 years and still a legend…love you babes”

February

“Long Lost Family…Get the tissues ready…..Love Davina”

March

“Has nobody killed Donald Trump yet? The world needs a new Jackie’O’…..Melania would rock it as a widow”

April

“Ooh weather man says it’s gonna be 15 degrees tomorrow….roof down!”

May  13th 7.30pm

             ” Eurovision partyyyyyyyy…..Gotta good feeling about this year”

May 13th  11pm

” Cant believe the politics and bloc voting, how can FYR Macedonia win and we came last #Eurovision #politics #WhoWasThatHotGuyFromEstonia

June

“Im sorry…. but how can they cancel Eastenders because of the football….not everyone likes football”

July

“I need to find an outfit for Pride…should I go for hot pants and a pink boa, or the sailor outfit?”

August

“Lighting the candles on my Princess Diana shrine…cant believe it’s been 20 years” #peoplesprincess

September

“No more Gay pride events…..ooh wait Merthyr Tydfil and Stornaway !……iron that white vest top”.

October

“Woop Woop, Kylie’s Christmas tickets go on sale tomorrow….up at 5am!!”

November

“OMG they are re-running Bad Girls on ITV2…. Yvonne Atkins is a legend”

December

“Mariah!  you know I love you princess, but seriously If I hear you sing that Christmas song one more time I’m gonna launch one of my Uggs at the radio”.

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8 thoughts on “The Status Updates You’ll Find On Gay Men’s Facebook Pages in 2017

  1. Hugh's Views and News January 12, 2017 / 8:48 am

    Yep, I can see myself saying some of these, although my days of going to Pride ended a few years ago after drinking far too much sherry and passing out! 🙄

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  2. Steve January 16, 2017 / 7:43 pm

    No, no, no…we are going to win eurovision this year! Hahahahahah

    Liked by 1 person

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